Football Shootball Hai Rabba Ful Top -

So the next time you see a wonder goal, or even a horrible miss, do not clap politely. Do not analyze the xG (Expected Goals). Do not post a sophisticated tweet about positional rotation.

Instead, stand up. Throw your hands in the air. Look toward the ceiling (or the stars) and shout into the void: football shootball hai rabba ful top

Because that, my friend, is the true sound of the beautiful game. Disclaimer: No windows, sandals, or goalkeepers were permanently injured in the writing of this article. The author accepts no liability for "Ful Top" shots that result in broken property. So the next time you see a wonder

"Football Shootball Hai Rabba Ful Top" is not an error. It is an evolution. It represents the millions of fans in the subcontinent who do not speak English as a first language but scream it as a language of passion. Instead, stand up

"Football... Shootball... Hai Rabba... Ful Top!"