Evilangel Veronica Vain Screwing Wall Street The Arrangement Finders Ipo 🎉

Five golden hells. Buy the dip? No. Buy the streaming rights. Disclaimer: This article is a work of satirical financial commentary. No actual adult film stars were harmed in the making of this IPO. Veronica Vain does not hold a Series 7 license.

And as the IPO door hits the finders on the way out, the only ones left smiling are the ones who bought the ticket for the show—and the one actress who saw the whole damn thing coming. Five golden hells

Veronica Vain understood what the CEO of The Arrangement Finders did not: On Wall Street, you are either the one screwing, or the one getting screwed. There is no polite middle ground. Buy the streaming rights

When asked for comment by Financial Times , a spokesperson for the firm said: "We facilitate consensual economic arrangements. Any comparison to adult entertainment is reductive and sexist." Veronica Vain does not hold a Series 7 license

The dialogue is strikingly prescient. At one point, Veronica Vain looks directly into the camera and hisses: "You don’t find an arrangement. You force the arrangement. And when the IPO drops, I own the finder’s fee."