Beach Party Mummy Transcript May 2026

(Laughing) A beach party disaster.

(Pulls out phone to record) Say that again. beach party mummy transcript

Oh my God. Mom, stop moving!

(Whispering to Chloe) Dude. Your mom looks like a mummy. (Laughing) A beach party disaster

Now go forth—and try not to look like a beach party mummy at your next family barbecue. Did we miss a version of the transcript? Do you have a recording of the 1964 radio drama that used this line? Contact our archive. beach party mummy transcript

(Sighs) Get me a hot dog. And an umbrella.

Mom, you said you were dropping off the soda and leaving!